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« Απάντηση #585 στις: Νοέμβριος 25, 2012, 11:33:47 πμ »
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« Απάντηση #586 στις: Νοέμβριος 26, 2012, 12:34:29 μμ »
καλα ο τυπας δεν υπαρχει!!!

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« Απάντηση #587 στις: Νοέμβριος 26, 2012, 21:46:37 μμ »
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« Απάντηση #588 στις: Νοέμβριος 28, 2012, 22:59:59 μμ »
Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”
Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Jor hozban did”
Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”
Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my
husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.”

Wife: “So how much do you want?”
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« Απάντηση #589 στις: Νοέμβριος 30, 2012, 00:29:55 πμ »
Από φόρουμ του εξωτερικού  :)

Remember when you had just one watch? You used it for years. It needed services/batteries but it worked just fine and you were happy. The spiral began...
 
 1. First Circle.
 - A friend showed you his new watch and you thought "Hey, maybe I should get a new watch?".
 - You joined some online forums, got some opinions on current watches but liked two equally.
 - You bought them both.
 
 2. Second Circle.
 - You have four watches for the following uses, work, dress, beater, gym.
 - You're in denial... "A collection!? Nah, a collection is 5 or more right?".
 - You've just subscribed to 'International Watch'.
 
 3. Third Circle.
 - Your 'collection' hit 10 some time ago so you have all the bases covered now; diver, dress, beater, vintage, mickey mouse etc. but you're still looking for another watch.
 - You've tried your first 'hand swap' using a bent screwdriver, two cocktail sticks and a q-tip, "Watchmakers? Pah! How hard can it be?".... you now have a 'project watch' box.
 - Your wife 'thinks' you're an idiot.
 
 4. Fourth Circle.
 - You've just completed your first watch family (same watch in all available colours).
 - You know Segal's Law, but you're feeling particulary smug as you've just ordered a Waveceptor (or similar), "Ha!".
 - Your total watch count doesn't include 'project watches' any more.
 - When you get out of the shower, the first thing you put on is your watch.
 - Your wife 'tells you' you're an idiot.
 
 5. Fifth Circle.
 - You wouldn't admit it but you pick your watch out first and then select your outfit accordingly.
 - You have a 'bed watch' and you charge up the lume religiously just before lights out.
 - You're on first name terms with the postman.
 - Your wife 'knows' you're an idiot. You agree.
 
 6. Sixth Circle.
 - Every morning Your Waveceptor (or similar) wakes you up EXACTLY on time and you use a vintage chrono to time your boiled eggs.
 - While you wait, you wind 7 manual wind watches.
 - You've tried to read under the duvet, using just the lume glow from your watch.
 - You own watches without straps.
 - Ramon knows your name.
 
 7. Seventh Circle.
 - You don't bother keeping your watches running any more, "It reduces the wear on them anyway, right?".
 - You decide which watch to wear based on how close the day/date combination is to being right so you'll have less 'messing about' setting it.
 - You've bought your first vintage watch that is 'too good' to wear.
 - Your wife suggests a vacation and you realise with horror that you don't have a 'vacation watch'.
 - You spent more on the 'vacation watch' than the vacation.
 
 8. Eighth Circle.
 - You've bought a watch on the net, when you went to put it away you realised you already had one.
 - You don't care about the day/date being right any more, if you need to know the date you look at your phone.
 - You associate the word 'vacation' with either Switzerland or Japan.
 - You replace your spring bars annually. You've read stories of 'spring bar failure' and the thought alone makes you feel ill.
 - Higuchi-san sent you a christmas card.
 
 9. Ninth Circle.
 - A new acquaintance asked how many watches you have and you said 'oh, I don't know', not because you we're embarrassed to say... you really don't know.
 - Your wife associates the word 'vacation' with Switzerland or Japan.
 - You have a beater worth more than your car.
 - You get more phone calls from watch dealers than friends.
 - You have a piece of paper in your wallet that reads 'In the event of an accident please ensure that my vintage perpetual calendar watch is wound daily'.
 
 So, are you in control of your WISdom?
 
 
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« Απάντηση #590 στις: Νοέμβριος 30, 2012, 14:11:32 μμ »
Από φόρουμ του εξωτερικού  :)

Remember when you had just one watch? You used it for years. It needed services/batteries but it worked just fine and you were happy. The spiral began...
 
 1. First Circle.
 - A friend showed you his new watch and you thought "Hey, maybe I should get a new watch?".
 - You joined some online forums, got some opinions on current watches but liked two equally.
 - You bought them both.
 
 2. Second Circle.
 - You have four watches for the following uses, work, dress, beater, gym.
 - You're in denial... "A collection!? Nah, a collection is 5 or more right?".
 - You've just subscribed to 'International Watch'.
 
 3. Third Circle.
 - Your 'collection' hit 10 some time ago so you have all the bases covered now; diver, dress, beater, vintage, mickey mouse etc. but you're still looking for another watch.
 - You've tried your first 'hand swap' using a bent screwdriver, two cocktail sticks and a q-tip, "Watchmakers? Pah! How hard can it be?".... you now have a 'project watch' box.
 - Your wife 'thinks' you're an idiot.
 
 4. Fourth Circle.
 - You've just completed your first watch family (same watch in all available colours).
 - You know Segal's Law, but you're feeling particulary smug as you've just ordered a Waveceptor (or similar), "Ha!".
 - Your total watch count doesn't include 'project watches' any more.
 - When you get out of the shower, the first thing you put on is your watch.
 - Your wife 'tells you' you're an idiot.
 
 5. Fifth Circle.
 - You wouldn't admit it but you pick your watch out first and then select your outfit accordingly.
 - You have a 'bed watch' and you charge up the lume religiously just before lights out.
 - You're on first name terms with the postman.
 - Your wife 'knows' you're an idiot. You agree.
 
 6. Sixth Circle.
 - Every morning Your Waveceptor (or similar) wakes you up EXACTLY on time and you use a vintage chrono to time your boiled eggs.
 - While you wait, you wind 7 manual wind watches.
 - You've tried to read under the duvet, using just the lume glow from your watch.
 - You own watches without straps.
 - Ramon knows your name.
 
 7. Seventh Circle.
 - You don't bother keeping your watches running any more, "It reduces the wear on them anyway, right?".
 - You decide which watch to wear based on how close the day/date combination is to being right so you'll have less 'messing about' setting it.
 - You've bought your first vintage watch that is 'too good' to wear.
 - Your wife suggests a vacation and you realise with horror that you don't have a 'vacation watch'.
 - You spent more on the 'vacation watch' than the vacation.
 
 8. Eighth Circle.
 - You've bought a watch on the net, when you went to put it away you realised you already had one.
 - You don't care about the day/date being right any more, if you need to know the date you look at your phone.
 - You associate the word 'vacation' with either Switzerland or Japan.
 - You replace your spring bars annually. You've read stories of 'spring bar failure' and the thought alone makes you feel ill.
 - Higuchi-san sent you a christmas card.
 
 9. Ninth Circle.
 - A new acquaintance asked how many watches you have and you said 'oh, I don't know', not because you we're embarrassed to say... you really don't know.
 - Your wife associates the word 'vacation' with Switzerland or Japan.
 - You have a beater worth more than your car.
 - You get more phone calls from watch dealers than friends.
 - You have a piece of paper in your wallet that reads 'In the event of an accident please ensure that my vintage perpetual calendar watch is wound daily'.
 
 So, are you in control of your WISdom?

Αχ πρεπει να ανεβω καποια level γρηγορα!!!! ;)
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« Απάντηση #591 στις: Νοέμβριος 30, 2012, 15:42:16 μμ »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


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« Απάντηση #592 στις: Νοέμβριος 30, 2012, 16:00:53 μμ »



 :D :D :D :D
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« Απάντηση #593 στις: Νοέμβριος 30, 2012, 16:11:22 μμ »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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« Απάντηση #594 στις: Νοέμβριος 30, 2012, 16:13:43 μμ »
Μίλα σκουλήκι  :D :D :D :D
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« Απάντηση #595 στις: Νοέμβριος 30, 2012, 20:53:56 μμ »
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« Απάντηση #596 στις: Δεκέμβριος 01, 2012, 15:33:10 μμ »
δεν υπαρχουν τα πιτσιρικιααα!!!

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« Απάντηση #597 στις: Δεκέμβριος 01, 2012, 15:52:14 μμ »
αυτό που φοράει ο Θεοχάρης είναι G-SHOCK???????
αν ναι..... το θέλω!!!




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« Απάντηση #598 στις: Δεκέμβριος 01, 2012, 21:54:40 μμ »




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το 'πε και το 'κανε!!

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« Απάντηση #599 στις: Δεκέμβριος 01, 2012, 22:07:26 μμ »




« Τελευταία τροποποίηση: Δεκέμβριος 01, 2012, 22:29:53 μμ από gsb »
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το 'πε και το 'κανε!!