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Όσον αφορά το θέμα γυναίκες εκτός του ότι όλα είναι λαχείο η ειδοποιός διαφορά σε σχέση με τα ρολογια ή άλλα αποκτήματα είναι η εξής: 100 καλά να της κάνεις πάντα θα σου κοπανάει την μια στραβή που έγινε με απίστευτη μουρμούρα και μπορεί και μια ωραία πρωιαν να μην είναι εκεί σε αντίθεση με τα υλικά που ούτε μιλάνε ούτε φεύγουν εκτός και αν εσύ τα ξαποστειλεις. Και στο λέω με πάσαν ειλικρίνεια όντας με την ίδια γυναίκα από το 1991 μέχρι σήμερα. Κλείνω υπενθυμιζοντας το αμερικάνικο γνωμικό ότι το γρασίδι του γείτονα φαίνεται πάντα πιο πράσινο από το δικό μας. Μην μετανιώνει για τίποτα κάνε ότι σε ευχαριστεί και σε φτιάχνει.
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Why beer is better than women
You can enjoy a beer all month.
You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
When beer goes flat you toss it out.
Beer is never late.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
Beer labels come off without a fight.
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
Beer never has a headache.
After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime.
A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
You can share a beer with your friends.
You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer.
A beer is always wet.
Beer doesn't demand equality.
A beer doesn't care when you come.
You can have a beer in public.
A frigid beer is a good beer.
You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
Beer always comes in multiples of six.
After you have a beer, you're committed to nothing other than dumping the empty bottle.
A beer never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you thirsty.
When your beer is gone, you just pop another.
Beer looks the same in the morning.
Beer doesn't worry about waking the kids.
Beer doesn't have a mother.
Beer doesn't go crazy once a month.
Beer always listens and never argues.
Beer labels don't go out of style every year.
Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet.
Beer doesn't demand legality.
Beer is never overweight.
If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
Beer won't run off with your credit cards.
Beer doesn't have a lawyer.
Beer doesn't need much closet space.
Beer can't give you herpes or other nasty things.
Beer doesn't complain about the way you drive.
Beer doesn't mind if you fart or belch.
Beer never changes its mind.
Beer doesn't make you go shopping.
Beer doesn't tell you to mow the grass.
Beer doesn't mind seeing Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks.
Beer is always easy to pick up.
Big, fat beers are nice to have.
Beer NEVER says no.
Beer never complains when you take it somewhere.
Beer doesn't mind getting dirty.
Beer doesn't live with its mother.
Beer doesn't bitch, yell, or cry.
Beer doesn't mind football season.
A beer won't make you go to church.
A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman.
A beer doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose".
A beer doesn't give a fuck if you keep a bunch of other beers around.
A beer won't get a job as a DJ and play 5 straight hours of lesbian folk music on your favorite radio station.
A beer won't claim that the Three Stooges are shitheads.
A beer won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the toilet seat up.
If you mention a "three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8" around a beer, it won't think you're talking about an enormous can of vegetable juice.
A beer won't whine that seatbelts hurt.
A beer won't smoke in your car.
A beer won't argue that there's no difference between shooting down an unidentified aircraft in a war zone and blowing a Korean airliner out of the sky.
A beer will never buy a car with automatic transmission.
A beer is always ready to leave on time.
A beer never fishes for compliments.
An ice-cold beer will nonetheless let you have your way with it.
A beer won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the grocery store.
A beer won't accuse you of lying when you say you read Penthouse "just for the articles".
A beer won't make you eat some experimental vegetarian meal that tastes like STP Oil Treatment.
When you're through with a beer, the thought of another beer doesn't make you ill.
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